There have been reports heard about a creeping reporter. This reporter is known to find their way into the strangest places and gather the news. Well, this bit of information came across my desk, anonymously with a note that said there are reports of some leaders having a secret meeting while dancing. Not going to say who, but there was a photo also left with the story. Seeing all this dancing makes one wonder if those higher-ups do all their meetings while dancing.
The conversation, well, that’s top-secret, but according to the creeping reporter, they heard mentions of cows, Amish, and Furniture. Wonder what that could be all about.
Guess we shall have to investigate further; until then, this is your roving reporter signing off until next time.
PO1 Asa Darkbyrd
SL Coast Guard Magazine